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Wife for want to draw on the husband's attention but don't succeed.A day, the wife goes shopping to see a sexy underwear, the Wu is the wife of deathless heart to immediately buy bottom, expect a Sir to get off work.In the evening, the Sir sees tell the time, before wife then is dressed in a purple and sexy underwear previously living flap about to expect a Sir can have reaction, but the Sir didn't move Wu Zhong.Wu BE...the second day, the wife changed the sexy underwear in red, the result Sir still kept having no any reaction.At this time, wife actually again cannot suppress, the Wu is then naked to previously living in front to flap about....God helps whoever help themselves, Sir eventually the Wu have already responded to talk... Sir:Wife, the purple underwear that you wore yesterday is sexy and charming, but just wore of red underwear enthusiasm is like fire, ...however now this nude underwear....You had better burn even wear again!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3250 celebrity with three accompany a female
1.Clinton just arrived Kunming and awaited arrival to ask question to him at the reporter of airport:"You to local three accompany the young lady to have what viewpoint?"
Clinton knows China all the clear statement forbids three young lady of accompanyings, so counter-question:"Incredibly still have three to accompany a young lady here?"Hence, on the second day the headline of newspaper front page news be:Is faraway, Clinton flies to arrive today local.Anxious fire Liao, takes off and then ask three young lady of accompanyings!
2.the second day have a reporter to cover Clinton again:"You to local three accompany the young lady to have what viewpoint?"This Clinton learns the ways of world and answered:"Execuse me, I to local three accompany a young lady uninterested."
The newspaper that turns a sky is still certain to say:See more and know widely, the nighttime of Clinton amuses a request Gao.Disdain to a to attend to, local three accompany the young lady to encounter coldness!
3.the third day reporter incredibly still now ask question:"You to local three accompany the young lady to have what viewpoint?"Clinton answers very simply:"I to three accompany a root uninterested!"
Originally think this bottom can with world peace, the headline with never thoughts newspaper is tooer ridiculous:The desire sea is limitless, Clinton three accompany already difficult satisfy.Insatiably greedy, four accompany five to accompany just can satisfy!
4.till the time in the fourth day, each medium Clinton with three accompany of the topic become a hot point all like that.The reporters all ask question in succession, Clinton is simply to close tightly maxillary joint, and a speech doesn't deliver.
Clinton has no words, the newspaper still has words:Face three problem of accompanyings, Clinton has no speech with rightness!
5.the fifth day still has a reporter at ask equally concerning three accompany of question, Clinton is finally hasty:"You if the question that asks three to accompany again, I tell you!"
Hence, the headline of newspaper in clear and ordered patternly writes a way:Clinton one Nu for three accompany!
6.Clinton is finally unbearable, all publish him with three accompany news of the newspaper all tell to go to law court and think that the affair always should get solution, unexpectedly the headlines of newspaper are unexpectedly unconcerned:Law court will publicly take up Clinton three accompany young lady's case
The text chapter 3251~3300 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:03:46 chapter word numbers:22629
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3251 mental state to consult
A small arrives at mental state to consult a department to consult.
Doctor:What's the matter with you?
Patient:I am sick!
Doctor:What disease!
Patient:My homosexuality!
Doctor:That is very normal.Abroad is be subjected to protective of!And can also get married!
Patient:But have still bad than this!
Doctor:What?
Patient:My elder brother is also homosexual.
Doctor:.It is a little bit bad.
Patient:But this is the not just worst.
Doctor:That still has what?
Patient:My younger brother is also homosexual.
Doctor:That is too bad!!That your house has one to like chemisette!
Patient:Have!My younger sister!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3252 the glory seek a young lady
One day, the glory appear on stage north to handle affairs and is a hotel to stop over in the evening.Glory call hotel mother mulberry to say:Mother's mulberry asks for a while, you this has a young lady?Mother's mulberry hurriedly says have, hence she calls all underneath young ladies to come in to let the glory pick, the glory took a look and then pick an among those to keep the night company.Evening heel he the Hey Xiu Hey Xiu ask him to want behind how much a night, young lady says for a night, 3,000 dollars, the glory say:Your service is really thoughtful, I give you 10,000 dollars Be getting better.The young lady feels to really meet magnate, say with him if tomorrow have already needed can beat 0920******Give her.On alternate days the glory call again that young lady, she worked harder more than yesterday of service glory, the glory give her 10,000 dollars again.The young lady asks him and stays for several days, the glory say for 3 days, on the threeth day also bother you to serve for a while.On the 3rd day young lady powder of happy work harder more of go under service, the glory still gave him 10,Beats By Dr Dre Studio,000 dollars.That young lady's accepting can not help sighing to say before or after:Have never met to be like for a long time you so good guest, to, where did the Sir come?The glory say:The Ruan fastens Tainan to close temple come of the young lady say so Qiao, the Ruan is also a person there, you should can't be the person of last farmland village?The glory say is BE I live village tail!The young lady says that that leaves my house very near, that you appear on stage north to make what?The glory say a nothing important, you the mother call the Ruan takes 30,000 dollars for you''
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3253 light P/my wife 【2 and one chapter 】
One day William visits prostitute, finished Hou, William isn't that satisfied, so he have already paid half of money to walk.But that prostitute of course not is pleased.So she catches up with a William house to go.But when she walks into a William house, she sees have a lot of relativeses of Williams at.She is ashamed to say clearly, so she says with William:"do you rent a house with me and pay half of money for of Shi Mo?"William thought a to think and answered to say:" I paid half of rents because of the first, your house was too old, the second, your house water gives or gets an electric shock not good, the third, your house is a lot too big!"That prostitute listenned to and answered to say right away:" Sir, the house is too old to is what you at the beginning choose by yourself, water gives or gets an electric shock not good, I see isn't enough your motor dint and say again, the house is too greatly and perhaps that your furniture is too small!"
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A man drives to carry a woman to come out an appointment, parking after, he is the rear seat of car with woman warm and affectionate.After ending, girl friend requested to encore, this man also promised.After finishing, she still wants.So they again come once.But she still wants again come once, the man says:"Execuse me, I need take a rest."When man's car outside behind, discover that a Mr. Wei in not far front is changing a tire.He is coming forward to ask this Sir."Hey!There is a female kid on my car, have already ascended with her for 4, 5 times, she is still not enough.I change a tire for you, the female kid hands over to you."This Sir promised, shine on their bargains to do.Is proper when he attains "apogee" the police comes to knock a car window and turns on a light to shine on on these two people's faces.The police asks to say:"You at do what?"This Sir answers a way:"I just at and my wife have sexual intercourse a matter!"The police asks:"Why don't you do in the home?"The Sir answered:"Frankly speaking, is you open headlight, I just know that this am my wife."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the sexual love of chapter 3254 oral communication
A young bridegroom asks him in the wedding night of grandpa:"I how should plan me**of frequency?"The grandpa says:"When you still just newly married period, you always want at any time**, probably a day many times.And then, **the number of times reduce gradually, probably the week does once.Again then, you have already become old gradually, probably a
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