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A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3669, I experience in the part-time job of McDonald's
Accidentally and ever worked through two years in the McDonald's, personally once experienced many interesting matters, wanted now and still felt funny and wrote out these matters now, be to throw brick, invoke more stronger McDonald's jokes.
Once was a clerk, come to one foreigner, buy cornet, I asked him to want severals, once foreigner's right hand lifted, thumb and index finger were stretched out, at accidentally once the in front compared to row, accidentally and immediately understood and expertly beat for him like eight cornets, passed in front.Once the foreigner saw hasty, part excitedly at accidentally the in front sway those two fingers, simultaneously vomit Mo to splash ground to accidentally spray saliva:"Two!Two!"-
Severely suggest that the foreigner buys a cornet front to watch a few movies that the Chinese nations of reflection greatnesses beat Japanese devil first ……
There is a gg, do a McDonald's, have no the time of matter always like to put on slack suit, loiter about in another McDonald's restaurant.One station before accepting a silver set, in a serious manner pack the appearance of point meal, then color fan fan's ground sees those McDonald's mms.Waited to line up to line up him to order a meal, the mm asked him to want what, he meeting as if deep in thought the ground stare at menu to see along while, finally pain make a firm decision the ground say to the mm:
"Please give me a leg fortress don't leg, a cup cola not wants water!"
If not that seeing on the of person of hometown, accidentally really want to start to fly a feet Chuai to die him!
The McDonald's girl usually up accepts a silver set, so the banknote detecting became a kind of habit.Accidentally and personally once saw a McDonald's gg return mm 2 dollars money, that mm without extra trouble connects to come over and towards light to start shining on ………
The McDonald's has already specially grows to applause a way and call"love of encouragement", clap so:Pa, Pa, Pa Pa Pa,The Pa Pa Pa Pa, Pa Pa!Remember the time opens employee's general assembly, host mm for stimulating everyone's atmosphere, hence instigate everyone to say:"Let us come to do'love of encouragement'!Isn't very good?"She still fears we didn't listen to pure and chased this sentence to repeat again a time of, result, at least half the employee smiled a branch to annoy ……
Afterwards this sentence became accidentally the model of this market.
Each restaurant inner part in McDonald's hangs a cake of whiteboard used in training and up marks the training progress and item in this month.Remember once, the training contents on the whiteboard wrote such a:"Characteristic service".Led for two days, the "" word didn't know a quilt who wipe go to, and then led for two days, "turn"ed a word and be wiped off, result ……
Is accidentally frank, accidentally fight for a generous processing, the"turn" is accidentally wipe ……
Once and the gg ate a McDonald's, our behind that table sat in seat of honor one to have a liking for to should be the village entrepreneur that goes into the city soon, he sat alone and drank one cup cola and ate a jumbo, suddenly his cellular phone ring, he rapidly took out him that moto cellular phone , after connecting, talked very loudly, inside of person the good elephant ask him now there, he says "in the burger of people's market here, in the burger of people's market here ……" with the very thick heavy place accent
At that time I and the ggs almost smiled table underneath to go to ……
I once bought some cornet in the outside, an old grandpa made me say:Younger sister's son, gives me come to bowl green lentil sparse ……ft
Still have to run to come in to buy moon cake in Mid-Autumn Festival, the roll call wants Rosa's moon cake(a local pastry shop) ……ft
The m look like lead what lotus seafood soup, don't know to still have now, an aunt says with me:Younger sister's son, gives me come to sour pickled cabbage seafood soup ……I just prepared ft, the aunt added a heel classic of, younger sister's son, remember, don't add a spring onion ……
(I ……I ……smile to turn over)
There is also an uncle, be a moment that he acrosses into a store hall, he flicks to say:Office how much 12 ……ft
Coming in a little bit disorderly list is also much more huge, report of whole is a kfc, I will good-heartedly tell them and go out, cross the street all right.As for want to buy a McDonald's, Be getting more more, by this time explain to always seem to be pallor, after I finish saying each time, they will continue to keep Zhao's saying:No matter was so many, still gave me a McDonald's.
There is a miss seeking a work to the kfc(the attention is a kfc), the supervisor asks:You will what ah?
Miss:I ……I will sing to dance ……
Supervisor:That you sing 1, I listen to.
Miss:(Do a happiness form)more more happiness mirths, in the McDonald's ……
Supervisor:You is come to seek a work of still hit a son of ah?
Old woman ……point at menu to say ……'give me fermented bean curd'
Attendant:'We have no fermented bean curd here'
Old woman:'Blah, I have been coming to eat of, is this!'
Attendant a see ……wheat joy chicken piece ……
Guest:'Come to wheat smelt ……boon ……don't head and tail ……'
Attendant-_-!!'Sir, I the making the fish scale paring off the fish bone also also drop for your Ti and then stay in-between fish to you to you can?'
Guest:' ……Thank you ……be really too like ……'-
_-!!
Guest:'You are the wings all hot here?'
Attendant:'BE'
Guest:' ……Is how to burn?'
Attendant:'Deep-fry in oil'
Guest:' ……Badly have?'
Attendant:(face at that time Jiang)'Have no ……sorry ……'(sky ……she says besides sorry ……)
Guest:'That bothers bad to me a bad good ……'
Cold dead ……
One beauty:(absent-mindedly)'Give me a chips and a cup of ice don't have the ice of cola'
Attendant:'This ……young lady ……the chips of ice are rare ……'
Beauty:' ……I spoke amiss ……is a chips and a cup have no glacial of cola'
Attendant:'So ……beverage ……have no the ice of cola~thanks~~'
The beverage spreads the voice that the cola falls to the ground ……
One man takes girl friend to arrive at a McDonald's to sit quietly and says to the attendant:'Young lady, we 2!'
Attendant:(big hall of)'!'Seeing of oddness he goes away ……
A short while, again the Rao returns to this table, that man says again:'Young lady, we two ahs!'
Attendant:'Know ……what matter do you have?'
Man:'Order vegetables!'-
_-!!
Attendant:'This ……we are here all is wes order in counter ……I can not accept cash ……your I go to counter good?'
Man:(one face is embarrassed)' ……'
He buys good thing and carries position once, left see and see very long, suddenly start to explode ……hurtle to counter ……
The thing that you bought to eat here how even don't the chopsticks give as well?Call how the somebody else eat??!!'
Counter attendant:(is weak)'Manager ……the customer complain ……'
Manager:(grasp skin of head)'Sir, we are here eat all is by hand grasp ……'
Person's joke of flank
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3670 ten greatly make the joke in day
>1 bowl moves bowels
A day, a self-reliance recognizes the impish son of a few Chinese characterses, slip away to reach down the avenue hungry, start seeking restaurant.It got to one wife and children noodles building doorway and saw the water card of doorway up write of big word:Beef noodles, big row noodles and potluck.It wants to taste, walked into.The busy waiter rushed through to come over and asked:"Sir,Cheap Beats By Dre, what noodles do you eat a bowl?""I eat ……" says, the impish son wants to show he recognizes Chinese characters, twist a head to took a look Shu of water card wear to write of word, thwart read a way:"I eat a bowl of' cow'' big'' then' ……" wants"big
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